Dear Apple Corp.,
We want to place an order for your MP3 player with the Beatles catalog preloaded.
We see the striking bright green players – the color of the apple in your logo - everywhere. We think it is called an “apple” and contains the complete Beatles catalog, movies and solo works as well.
We’ll toss our pasty white ipod as soon as yours arrives. Our kids want to buy millions of them for us. The fact that your Asian manufacturers donate some profits to good causes is nice too. The world makes sense again.
We especially liked your hip marketing campaign. Four pictures in a square – like the album. We get it. First a picture of the player captioned “the new apple” then the green apple logo captioned “from the old apple.” Then “Beatles Preloaded MP3 Player.” And in the fourth square a pithy lyric. “All you need is love.” “Take a sad song and make it better.” “Yes it is, Yes it is, Yes it is.” We see them everywhere, mostly on the news.
Of the two music distribution companies named Apple, we like the other one allright, but we always liked you better. We hope you can ship soon.
Yours truly,
The World